THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
"Siri, play 'Last Resort' by Papa Roach."
wtf
Carlos Alcaraz shaved his head pic.twitter.com/jhs4Ejwwxs
— CJ Fogler 🫡 (@cjzero) August 25, 2025
Welcome back, 2000 David Beckham. pic.twitter.com/RKZT5AjJ8a
— US Open Tennis (@usopen) August 25, 2025
Carlos played ONE MIXED DOUBLES MATCH and went from goofy little brother to full-on edgelord.
Is THIS a trophy-hoisting noggin'? Only time will tell.
But also, no. (Bluesky)
