Draws up: OMG LOL

Welcome, you Queens of Queensland.

Draws up: OMG LOL
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Week 1 Draws are out and I'll just drop them below because I am too busy laughing about Kasatkina vs. Potapova 1R Brisbane.

Best sport in the world.

Brisbane (WTA 500)

Top seeds: Aryna Sabalenka, Amanda Anisimova, Elena Rybakina, Jessica Pegula.

Defending champion: Aryna Sabalenka

Upshot: What's not to love? We could see Sabalenka-Keys in the quarterfinals. Maybe a fun Sabalenka-Rybakina semifinal. Or a jaunty Sabalenka-Pegula/Anisimova final. Don't forget your sunscreen and stay hydrated, fam!

loaded and fun!

Brisbane (ATP 250)

Top Seeds: Daniil Medvedev, Alejandro Davidovich Fokina, Jiri Lehecka, Tommy Paul

Defending champion: Jiri Lehecka

Upshot: ONCE AGAIN THE UNIVERSE HAS CONSPIRED AGAINST DANIIL MEDVEDEV BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE COULD HAVE TO GO MARTON FUCSOVICS --> FRANCES TIAFOE --> JOAO FONSECA -->LEARNER TIEN TO MAKE THE FINAL AT A 250.

WELCOME BACK GRIGOR THO!

Auckland (WTA 250)

Top Seeds: Elena Svitolina, Emma Navarro, Iva Jovic, Alex Eala

Defending champion: Clara Tauson

Upshot: Some fun early rounds here with Tjen-Kartal, Venus-Magda, Donna-Eala, and Xinyu-McNally. Into it.

did i do a double-take at "No.3 seed Iva Jovic"? I DID!

Hong Kong (ATP 250)

Top seeds: Lorenzo Musetti, Sasha Bublik, Andrey Rublev, Karen Khachanov

Defending champion: Alexandre Muller

Upshot: To be completely honest, I did not at all know this tournament was played at this time of the year. Always stay learning.

Cilic vs. Mannarino let's goooooooo