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Bagel Bites: What's the (one) point of this?

"This happens. This is something that happens."

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Bagel Bites: But I didn't get the evite

Oh nooooo I accidentally clicked "reject".

MTO

Monday MTO: It is finished

Week 1 of the 2026 tennis season was pretty wild?

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: Now we're cookin'

Put on your coffee, tonight's matches are goooood.

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Bagel Bites: No, the defense is RONG

The nascent season is getting some posi-traction.

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Bagel Bites: Meet me at the APTPT

Don't you want me like I want you, baby?

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Bagel Bites: Give Stan a wildcard, please

The United Cup is delivering. There were upsets and epics galore. You want thingamabobs? I've got 20.

Draws

Draws up: OMG LOL

Welcome, you Queens of Queensland.

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Bagel Bites: Bad News Bears

I'm sick and tired of (tennis) being sick and tired.

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Bagel Bites: OI OI OI

Kangaroo, I guess.

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Bagel Bites: Ooooooooof

Como si dice "bones"?

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Bagel Bites: Fallout Boy

I write sins not tragedies.