MTO
Monday MTO: It is finished
Week 1 of the 2026 tennis season was pretty wild?
WTA
Bagel Bites
Bagel Bites: Now we're cookin'
Put on your coffee, tonight's matches are goooood.
Bagel Bites
Bagel Bites: No, the defense is RONG
The nascent season is getting some posi-traction.
Bagel Bites
Bagel Bites: Meet me at the APTPT
Don't you want me like I want you, baby?
Bagel Bites
Bagel Bites: Give Stan a wildcard, please
The United Cup is delivering. There were upsets and epics galore. You want thingamabobs? I've got 20.
Draws
Draws up: OMG LOL
Welcome, you Queens of Queensland.
Bagel Bites
Bagel Bites: Bad News Bears
I'm sick and tired of (tennis) being sick and tired.
Bagel Bites
Bagel Bites: OI OI OI
Kangaroo, I guess.
Bagel Bites
Bagel Bites: Ooooooooof
Como si dice "bones"?
Bagel Bites
Bagel Bites: Fallout Boy
I write sins not tragedies.
Bagel Bites
Bagel Bites: I want a divorce!
2026 is gonna be weird, man.
Bagel Bites
Bagel Bites: My voice is my passport
This is a 'Sneakers' reference.