That ain't me, mate
I have an IMDB page?

So in the process of relearning how to update this website, I googled myself to see if this site came up at all. In the course of doing that, I discovered I have an IMDB profile.
It was a cool discovery because I learned so many cool things:


So that’s how I spent my night.

Being famous really is exhausting.
Anyway, here’s one of my favorite SNL sketches of all time: