I love my melons

I actually put on some proper pants and a pair shoes and left the house on Friday to go to my local anime shop to pick up some paint. On the way home, I stopped at the boba shop to pick up three bobas, one for me, my mom, and my dad.

Long story short, I have consumed three big ol’ bobas in the last — looks at watch — 12 hours.

Inspired by this incredible turn of events — to be clear: I am not complaining — here are my definitive Boba Power Rankings:

1. Honeydew
2. Brown Sugar Milk Tea
3. Classic Black Milk Tea (but like, a good one, not a shitty one)
4. Strawberry Milk (admitted bias here - my local shop does strawberry milk by just mixing whole organic milk with house-made strawberry jam and it’s fucking good)
5. Taro
6. Milk Coffee (but like, a good one, not a shitty one)
7. Lychee
8. Thai iced tea
9. Wintermelon
10. Avocado

IMPORTANT: Standard boba + 50% ice + 25-50% sugar.

All y’all ordering this shit full sweetness are psychotic and should stick to your jazz and Frappucinos.