Things I Did Not Get in 2014

- Iggy Azalea.
- The critical fawning over Taylor Swift.
- Why 30 Rock had to end.
- Why anyone gives a shit about Kim Kardashian.
- Why Singapore is so frickin' expensive.
- Justin Bieber.
- How anyone can be fooled into think The Newsroom is good.
- Why everyone thinks Tomas Berdych's Twitter account is so hilarious. I mean, it's amusing. But is it that amusing?
- Why David Fincher/Ben Affleck somehow spun Nick into a sympathetic character in Gone Girl when he's an utter asshole who gets what he deserves in the book.
- How I could forget about Kate Winslet fistpumping super hard at the Wimbledon final during all my year-end review posts. You dumb, Courtney.
- Why Jim Harbaugh had to leave San Francisco. :(
- Why the 49ers can't score in the red zone.
- Why the 49ers won't let Colin Kaepernick run.
- Why the US Women's National Team insists on being held hostage by Abby Wambach.
- Hating on Lena Dunham.
- Happy.
- The continued obsession with hops. Why do people want bitter beer? That makes no sense.
- How Apple thought it was a good idea to let U2 force itself on everyone's iTunes.
- Everything Dr. Tim Wood said.
- How more people aren't raving about Obvious Child and, in particular, Jenny Slate.
- LinkedIn.
- Repeating a thing that I did not get in 2013: The collective love affair with Jennifer Lawrence.
- Why the U.S. Open just doesn't seem to care about social media.
- Why the goalpost had to be where it was in the U.S. vs. Canada women's hockey gold medal game.
- The Fault In Our Stars.
- How Maria Sharapova won the French Open.
- How we just straight up lost a commercial airplane.
- Kale.
- That this happened and I almost forgot about it. Who forgets that?!?!