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BREAKING: We did it, Joe.
Salute Your Shorts!
Courtney Nguyen
Bagel Bites
Bagel Bites: Now we're cookin'
Put on your coffee, tonight's matches are goooood.
Bagel Bites
Bagel Bites: No, the defense is RONG
The nascent season is getting some posi-traction.
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Bagel Bites: Meet me at the APTPT
Don't you want me like I want you, baby?
ATP
Can the All England Club EGOT?
In which I reluctantly give the most beloved tournament in tennis a compliment.
Bagel Bites
Bagel Bites: Give Stan a wildcard, please
The United Cup is delivering. There were upsets and epics galore. You want thingamabobs? I've got 20.
Draws
Draws up: OMG LOL
Welcome, you Queens of Queensland.
Bagel Bites
Bagel Bites: Bad News Bears
I'm sick and tired of (tennis) being sick and tired.
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Bagel Bites: OI OI OI
Kangaroo, I guess.
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Bagel Bites: Ooooooooof
Como si dice "bones"?
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Bagel Bites: Fallout Boy
I write sins not tragedies.
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Bagel Bites: I want a divorce!
2026 is gonna be weird, man.