This pic of Jasmine Paolini is going viral
Honestly, I would have just gone with "Baolini".
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Tuesday Tunes: Let's get spicy!
"What you hear may be false, what you see is true."
Bagel Bites: Set your heart ablaze
Grit your teeth and look straight ahead.
Bagel Bites: NOMNOMNOM
Oh noooooo, not my childhood trauma!
Tuesday Tunes: Night Moves
This is unsustainable.
Monday Bagel: Fighting!
Internet ephemera from the tennis world and beyond. Have something you want to include? Join the Discord – we have a really nice and active community growing there – or hmu on Bluesky. Here's what you need to know from the weekend that was: The WTA minted two new teenage
Bagel Bites: Platinum Blonde Life
Never go full Gwen.
PSA: Clean your hole
Emptiness is loneliness and loneliness is cleanliness and cleanliness is godliness and God is empty just like me.
Tuesday Tunes: Girl Dinner
A little bit of this. A little bit of that.
Daily Bagel: Peak Pit
Final grievances.
Bagel Bites: Enter the GOAT
No, I'm not referring to THEM. I'm referring to HIM.
Daily Bagel: Big Bang Baby
Sell your soul and sign an autograph.
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Daily Bagel: Titanium
I'm talking loud, not saying much.
Tennis
Wait...they know the GIF???
No one is safe. Not even Penko.
Tennis
Daily Bagel: Closer to Fine
I went to the bar at 3 a.m.
Tuesday Tunes
Tuesday Tunes: Ink me up!
Did the quick brown fox write that sentence?
Tennis
What'd I miss?
The pen is mightier than the racquet.
Daily Bagel: Who ARE these people?
Internet ephemera from the tennis world and beyond. Have something you want to include? Join the Discord – we have a really nice and active community growing there – or hmu on Bluesky. * Previously on The Bagel.... * Which mixed doubles team is this and why is it Jack and Jess – sadly, Jack
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I need 26 minutes of your time
Ten toes down. Bring the smoke.
Tennis
Coco, think of John Mulaney!
Can we please go back to two days.
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(Tardy) Tuesday Tunes
But I don't care. I care. I really don't care.
Tennis
Daily Bagel: OMG Madison
The Emma Stone story....
Tennis
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
"Siri, play 'Last Resort' by Papa Roach."
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Bagel Bites: It's an honor just to be Asian
Well that was a CRAZY weekend.