Courtney Nguyen

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: No, the defense is RONG

The nascent season is getting some posi-traction.

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: Meet me at the APTPT

Don't you want me like I want you, baby?

ATP

Can the All England Club EGOT?

In which I reluctantly give the most beloved tournament in tennis a compliment.

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: Give Stan a wildcard, please

The United Cup is delivering. There were upsets and epics galore. You want thingamabobs? I've got 20.

Draws

Draws up: OMG LOL

Welcome, you Queens of Queensland.

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: Bad News Bears

I'm sick and tired of (tennis) being sick and tired.

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: OI OI OI

Kangaroo, I guess.

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: Ooooooooof

Como si dice "bones"?

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: Fallout Boy

I write sins not tragedies.

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: I want a divorce!

2026 is gonna be weird, man.

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: My voice is my passport

This is a 'Sneakers' reference.

WTA

OMG LOL

Counterpunching at its finest.