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Bagel Bites: No, the defense is RONG

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: No, the defense is RONG

The nascent season is getting some posi-traction.

06 Jan 2026
Bagel Bites: Meet me at the APTPT

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: Meet me at the APTPT

Don't you want me like I want you, baby?

04 Jan 2026
Can the All England Club EGOT?

ATP

Can the All England Club EGOT?

In which I reluctantly give the most beloved tournament in tennis a compliment.

03 Jan 2026
Bagel Bites: Give Stan a wildcard, please

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: Give Stan a wildcard, please

The United Cup is delivering. There were upsets and epics galore. You want thingamabobs? I've got 20.

03 Jan 2026
Draws up: OMG LOL

Draws

Draws up: OMG LOL

Welcome, you Queens of Queensland.

02 Jan 2026
Bagel Bites: Bad News Bears

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: Bad News Bears

I'm sick and tired of (tennis) being sick and tired.

02 Jan 2026
Bagel Bites: OI OI OI

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: OI OI OI

Kangaroo, I guess.

01 Jan 2026
Bagel Bites: Ooooooooof

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: Ooooooooof

Como si dice "bones"?

29 Dec 2025
Bagel Bites: Fallout Boy

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: Fallout Boy

I write sins not tragedies.

19 Dec 2025
Bagel Bites: I want a divorce!

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: I want a divorce!

2026 is gonna be weird, man.

17 Dec 2025
Bagel Bites: My voice is my passport

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: My voice is my passport

This is a 'Sneakers' reference.

08 Dec 2025
OMG LOL

WTA

OMG LOL

Counterpunching at its finest.

05 Dec 2025
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