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PSA: Clean your hole
Emptiness is loneliness and loneliness is cleanliness and cleanliness is godliness and God is empty just like me.
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Tuesday Tunes: Girl Dinner
A little bit of this. A little bit of that.
Tennis
Daily Bagel: Peak Pit
Final grievances.
Tennis
Bagel Bites: Enter the GOAT
No, I'm not referring to THEM. I'm referring to HIM.
Tennis
Daily Bagel: Big Bang Baby
Sell your soul and sign an autograph.
Tennis
Daily Bagel: Titanium
I'm talking loud, not saying much.
Tennis
Wait...they know the GIF???
No one is safe. Not even Penko.
Tennis
Daily Bagel: Closer to Fine
I went to the bar at 3 a.m.
Tuesday Tunes
Tuesday Tunes: Ink me up!
Did the quick brown fox write that sentence?
Tennis
What'd I miss?
The pen is mightier than the racquet.
Daily Bagel: Who ARE these people?
Internet ephemera from the tennis world and beyond. Have something you want to include? Join the Discord – we have a really nice and active community growing there – or hmu on Bluesky. * Previously on The Bagel.... * Which mixed doubles team is this and why is it Jack and Jess – sadly, Jack
Tennis
I need 26 minutes of your time
Ten toes down. Bring the smoke.