Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: Now we're cookin'

Put on your coffee, tonight's matches are goooood.

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: No, the defense is RONG

The nascent season is getting some posi-traction.

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: Meet me at the APTPT

Don't you want me like I want you, baby?

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: Give Stan a wildcard, please

The United Cup is delivering. There were upsets and epics galore. You want thingamabobs? I've got 20.

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: Bad News Bears

I'm sick and tired of (tennis) being sick and tired.

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: OI OI OI

Kangaroo, I guess.

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: Ooooooooof

Como si dice "bones"?

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: Fallout Boy

I write sins not tragedies.

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: I want a divorce!

2026 is gonna be weird, man.

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: My voice is my passport

This is a 'Sneakers' reference.

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: Serena! You're lying!

Don't try me.

Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites: Gimme everything

Tennis is not an everything bagel.